Pokemon Yellow Theory

Alright...


Just recently, I was playing Pokemon Yellow, 'cause you all know it's my favorite Pokemon game, right?
I found a Gameboy game crammed in my bed mattress, and it turns out it was Pokemon Red.
This Pokemon Red wasn't the big cartridge used with Gameboy Advance, ect. It was the kind, the updated version, that was built to fit in a Gameboy Advance SP. If you still don't know what I'm talking about, look in my description, and click the link.

Anyway.

I started playing it...
and soon, when I got to Lavender Town, I got bored.
I shut the game off, and grabbed my Heartgold game, and crammed it in my DS.

After training Chikorita for a little while, I turned my DS off, too.

Then, suddenly, I started to think.

Pokemon Gold and Silver was remade to a DS version of the game.
Pokemon Red and Blue were also remade to a Gameboy Advance SP.
...I'm still unsure on what other games were remade...I kind of lost track on my Pokemon-collecting games just recently. Although I will certainly grab Pokemon Black and White as soon as it comes out in Gamestop.
But evidently, all of the Pokemon games have been remade.


Except Pokemon Yellow.

I wonder how this could be.
All of the other games have been remade, so why hasn't Pokemon Yellow been remade yet?
Also, not to mention, Pokemon Yellow was one of the first games like Pokemon Red and Blue. The creators could not have missed it.

So why isn't there a remade version...?

This confuses me, as Pokemon Yellow was also one of the most popular versions of the games that had come out.

My theory?
Something really strange happened with Pokemon Yellow, something so odd that the creators tried to get us to forget about it.
Also, with Pokemon Blue and Red, there is the Gary/Raticate theory, right?
Pokemon Yellow is the same game, except your starter is a Pikachu. But the towns are still the same...

So maybe, something different happened with Pokemon Yellow. Something that was hidden, something so horrible...

They're trying to hide it from us.

I'm sure all of you reading this have wished for Pokemon Yellow to be remade so you can play it on your DS.

Maybe this problem is because they made something horrible, like I said before, so well hidden that we didn't notice it when the game came out.
But we would notice it if that scene of the game was taken out.

Of course, I could be wrong.
They could be remaking Pokemon Yellow right after they release Black and White.

But do you really think they would do it now?
Why didn't they do that, right after they remade Pokemon Gold and Silver?

All of this confuses me - and this has been going on in my mind for a long time now. Each day, I watch TV, hoping to see a Pokemon Yellow advertisement, introducing that it has been remade.

At first...[let me talk about Pokemon Red and Blue for a moment.]

Pokemon Red and Blue were rumored to have the Raticate/Gary theory, right? Where Gary killed his Raticate in battle.
He's in Pokemon Tower, asking you if you came there to mourn for the lost.
He battles you, and his Raticate is not in his party.

Of course, Raticate could be in his PC. Evidently, he has a bunch of Pokemon in there, right? He could've switched out Raticate with another Pokemon.

Yes, that could be true. But every time you battled him before, he had his Raticate.

When Pokemon Yellow came out, that theory was nowhere in the game. He battled you at Pokemon Tower with his Raticate and the rest of his main Pokemon, correct?

There, you would think.
"Alright, the Pokemon creators noticed we noticed that Raticate was...[supposedly]killed, so they took that out."

But when Red and Blue came out for later Gameboy versions - Raticate was gone again.

What's the use in taking him out, but putting him back in again?

And then, when even later games came out - they replaced Pokemon Tower with a Radio Tower.

I'm starting to think maybe that Lavender Town Syndrome isn't in all our heads.
Call me crazy, but I believe something bad happened in Pokemon Yellow, in Lavender Town.

Alright, if you haven't heard the theory about Lavender Town, here it is.
[If you have already heard it, skip this paragraph.]

The Lavender Town music was rumored to have incredibly high pitched, some pitches that gave children with undeveloped ears nosebleeds, headaches, vomiting, ect.
Then the rumor went farther, and it was said that some kids couldn't take the pain and killed themselves, to free themselves from that horrible pitch.
There was also a "White Hand Glitch", but I really don't know much about that one, sorry...

I think, possibly, perhaps, the Lavender Town pitch in Pokemon Yellow was higher than the other pitches. And Pokemon Tower - perhaps there were some high pitches there, too.
Besides, whenever you went to talk to Pikachu in Pokemon Tower, he looked like he was scared shitless.
But all the other games were remade with Pokemon Lavender Town.
And then, Lavender Town was suddenly replaced with a radio tower.

Except. Pokemon. Yellow.

At first, I was upset. Of course, I still have a Gameboy Advance SP, with Pokemon Yellow. I can still play it.
But the graphics annoy me.
The music/Pikachu tones blast my ears out, you can clearly hear the static in the background.

Surely, you all wish Pokemon Yellow was remade to a DS version!
I'm not the only one.
The graphics will be much, much better.
The tones will be controlled.

But, why, isn't, it, remade!?

But now I'm so confused. I want to march right over to Japan, to the orginal Pokemon creators, and demand to know why they won't remake it.
...

Of course, I may be completely wrong...

But do you really think that?